Category: Joke Board
Tim was in the garden digging a hole.
the nabour looked over the fense.
"What are you doing tim?" she asked?
"I'm berrying my goldfish." said tim tearfully not looking up.
"Well that's rather a big hole for a goldfish isen't it?" said the nabour.
Tim placed the last clod of earth in the hole and turned to her.
He said "because it's inside your fucking cat!".